After compiling this list, I’m positive that a good number of my books are missing in action. I really should restrain myself from borrowing them out so often. At least I have this list to keep track on what I have left. For those who only buy me books as birthday presents *hopeful expression here* this might help you to not buy me the same book twice or help me with the missing pieces.

• A.E. Housman - A Shropshire Lad
• Aesop - The Complete Fables
• Alasdair Gray - Lanark
• Albert Camus - The Stranger (translator Ward)
• Alexandre Dumas - Count Of Monte Cristo
• Ali Smith - Ali Smith’s Supersonic 70s
• Ali Smith - The Accidental
• Ali Smith - The Whole Story And Other Stories
• Allen Ginsberg - Selected Poems 1947 - 1995
• Amy Tan - The Kitchen God’s Wife
• Andy Riley - The Book Of Bunny Suicides
• Anita Brookner - Hotel Du Lac
• Anne Rice - Interview With A Vampire
• Anthony Burgess - The Clockwork Orange
• Antoine de Saint Exupery - The Little Prince
• Arthur Golden - Memoirs of a Geisha
• Arundhati Roy - God Of Small Things
• Ben Schott - Schott’s Original Miscellany
• Bill Bryson - A Short History Of Nearly Everything
• Bill Bryson - A Walk In The Woods
• Bret Easton Ellis - American Psycho
• Cameron West - First Person Plural: My Life As A Multiple
• Charlotte Bronte - Jane Eyre
• Chaucer - The Canterbury Tales
• Chuck Palahniuk - Fight Club (missing)
• D.H. Lawrence - Birds, Beasts, & Flowers
• D.H. Lawrence - Lady Chatterley’s Lover
• Dante Alighieri - The Divine Comedy Vol 1: Inferno (translator Musa)
• Dave Eggers - A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius
• David Guterson - Snow Falling On Cedars
• David Sedaris - Dress Your Family In Corduroy & Denim
• David Sedaris - Me Talk Pretty One Day
• David Sedaris - Naked
• Denis Brian - Einstein: A Life
• Dorothy Bryant - Confessions Of Madame Psyche: Memoirs & Letters of Mei-Li Murrow
• Dylan Thomas - Collected Poems, 1934 - 1953
• Edmond Rostand - Cyrano de Bergerac
• Edward P. Jones - The Known World
• Elarti Magazine - Dissember 06
• Elfriede Jelinek - Lust
• Eric Schlosser - Fast Food Nation
• Eugene O Neill - Long Day’s Journey Into Night (missing)
• F. Scott Fitzgerald - The Great Gatsby
• Florence Howe (editor) - No More Masks! An Anthology Of 20th Century American Women Poets
• Francesca Lia Block - Girl Goddess #9
• Franz Kafka - The Metamorphosis, In The Penal Colony, & Other Stories
• Franz Kafka - The Trial
• Fyodor Dostoevsky - Crime & Punishment
• Fyodor Dostoevsky - Notes From Underground; The Grand Inquisitor On The Nature Of Man (missing, fuckers)
• Gabriel Garcia Marquez - Collected Stories
• Gabriel Garcia Marquez - Love In The Time Of Cholera
• Gabriel Garcia Marquez - One Hundred Years Of Solitude
• Gabriel Garcia Marquez - Seventeen Poisoned Englishmen
• George Eliot - Silas Marner
• Glen David Gold - Carter Beats The Devil
• Goethe, Johann Wolfgang Von - Faust
• Granta Magazine 30 - New Europe
• Granta Magazine 72 - Overreachers
• Granta Magazine 74 - Confessions Of A Middle-Aged Ecstasy Eater
• Granta Magazine: Love Stories
• Gregory David Roberts - Shantaram
• Gregory Maguire - Wicked
• Gustave Flaubert - Madame Bovary
• H.G. Wells - The Invisible Man
• Halldor Laxness - Independent People
• Haruki Murakami - The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
• Harper Lee - To Kill A Mockingbird
• Henrik Ibsen - Hedda Gabler
• Ian McEwan - Amsterdam
• Ian McEwan - Atonement
• Ibn Khaldun - The Muqaddimah
• Ibn Sina / Avicenna - al-Qanun fi Al-Tibb / Canon Of Medicine
• Italo Calvino - If On A Winter’s Night A Traveler
• Italo Calvino - Invisible Cities
• Italo Calvino - The Baron In The Trees
• J.D. Salinger - For Esme, With Love & Squalor: and other stories
• J.D. Salinger - Franny And Zooey
• J.D. Salinger - Raise High The Roof Beam, Carpenters: Seymour, An Introduction
• J.D. Salinger - The Catcher In The Rye
• J.M. Barrie - Peter Pan
• Jack Kerouac - On The Road
• James Watson - DNA: The Secret Of Life
• James Watson - The Double Helix: Personal Account Of The Discovery Of The Structure Of DNA
• Jared M. Diamond - Guns, Germs & Steel: A Short History Of Everybody For The Last 13,000 Years
• John Cleland - Fanny Hill
• John Gribbin - Richard Feynman: A Life In Science
• John Keats - Selected Poems
• John Ratey - A User’s Guide To The Brain
• John Steinbeck - The Grapes Of Wrath
• Jonathan Lethem - The Fortress Of Solitude
• Jorge Luis Borges - Labyrinths: Selected Stories & Other Writings
• Jorge Luis Borges - Selected Poems (13 translators)
• Jorge Luis Borges - Fictions (translator Hurley)
• Joseph Heller - Catch-22
• Joshua Clover - Madonna Anno Domini: Poems
• Jostein Gaarder - Solitaire Mystery
• Jostein Gaarder - Sophie’s World
• Jostein Gaarder - The Ringmaster’s Daughter
• Jules Verne - 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea
• Khaled Hosseini - The Kite Runner
• Kitty Ferguson - Stephen Hawking (biography)
• Kurt Vonnegut - Bagombo Snuff Box
• Kurt Vonnegut - Slaughterhouse-Five
• Kurt Vonnegut - Timequake
• Leo Strauss - Xenophon’s Socratic Discourse: An Interpretation Of The Oeconomicus
• Lewis Carroll - Alice In Wonderland
• Lewis Carroll - The Complete Works
• Lionel Shriver - We Need To Talk About Kevin
• Lord Byron - The Corsair
• Louis Auchineloss - Powers of Attorney
• Margaret Atwood - The Blind Assassin
• Margaret Edson - Wit: A Play
• Mario Puzo - The Godfather
• Mark Haddon - The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time
• Mark Z. Danielewski - House Of Leaves
• Martyn Bedford - The Houdini Girl
• Melissa Bank - The Worst Thing A Suburban Girl Could Imagine
• Michael Chabon - The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay
• Michael Ondaatje - The Cinnamon Peeler: Selected Poems
• Mikhail Bulgakov - The Master & Margarita
• Moss (editor) - The World’s Shortest Stories
• N.E. Genge - The Forensic Casebook
• Neil Gaiman - Smoke And Mirrors
• Nicholas Christopher - A Trip To The Stars (missing)
• Nick Hornby - About A Boy
• Nick Hornby - High Fidelity
• Orhan Pamuk - My Name Is Red
• Orhan Pamuk - Snow
• Oscar Hijuelos - The Mambo Kings Play Songs Of Love
• Oscar Wilde - The Complete Works Of Oscar Wilde
• Oscar Wilde - The Picture Of Dorian Gray
• Pablo Neruda - The Essential Neruda: Selected Poems
• Pablo Neruda - Twenty Love Poems & A Song Of Despair
• Patricia Highsmith - The Talented Mr. Ripley
• Pramoedya Ananta Toer - All That Is Gone
• Pramoedya Ananta Toer - It’s Not An All Night Fair
• Pramoedya Ananta Toer - The King, The Witch, & The Priest
• Pramoedya Ananta Toer - The Mute’s Soliloquy
• Rainer Maria Rilke - Ahead of All Parting (translator Mitchell)
• Rainer Maria Rilke - Letters To A Young Poet (translator Mitchell)
• Rainer Maria Rilke - The Notebooks Of Malte Laurids Brigge (translator Norton)
• Richard Bach - One
• Richard Rhodes - The Making Of An Atomic Bomb
• Roald Dahl - Charlie & The Chocolate Factory
• Roald Dahl - The Witches
• Roald Dahl - The Wonderful Story Of Henry Sugar
• Robert Winston - The Human Mind
• Robin Waterfield (editor) - The Voice Of Kahlil Gibran: An Anthology
• Rudyard Kipling - Jungle Books
• Rumi - The Rumi Collection (translator Helminksi & others)
• Seamus Heaney - The Haw Lantern
• Shakespeare, William - The Complete Works
• Stephen King - It
• Steven Millhauser - Martin Dressler: The Tale Of An American Dreamer
• Steven Pinker - The Language Instinct
• Susanna Clarke - Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
• Susanna Clarke - The Ladies of Grace Adieu and Other Stories
• Sylvia Nasar - A Beautiful Mind (biography of John Nash)
• Sylvia Plath - Ariel
• Sylvia Plath - Collected Poems
• Sylvia Plath - The Bell Jar
• T.S Eliot - The Waste Land and other Poems
• Ted Hughes - Birthday Letters
• Thomas Bulfinch - Bulfinch’s Mythology
• Thomas Pynchon - Gravity’s Rainbow
• Thomas Pynchon - The Crying Of Lot 49
• Thomas Pynchon - Vineland
• Toni Morrison - Beloved
• Truman Capote - Breakfast At Tiffany’s
• Truman Capote - In Cold Blood
• Victor Hugo - The Hunchback Of Notre Dame
• Vincent Van Gogh - The Letters Of Vincent Van Gogh
• Vladimir Nabokov - Lolita
• Vladimir Nabokov - Pale Fire
• Voltaire - Candide
• W.Somerset Maugham - Up At The Villa
• Walt Whitman - Leaves Of Grass
• Will Durant - The Story Of Philosophy
• Yann Martel - Life Of Pi
• Yukio Mishima - The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea

Things this list is not: a complete list (I am notoriously forgetful), every book I have ever read, a catalogue for library lending, a measure of financial wealth, and every book I have ever loved. However, this (and my wishlist) does fairly represent my reading taste, for those who give a damn. I’ll welcome any recommendations to the email address up there (pull!).