You have to squeeze his hands to make him speak.
playing: Robbie Williams
I met someone. It was totally unplanned.
Trying not to think too much about the age difference. I don’t think it’ll matter anyway. I’ve noticed him for awhile now, unfortunately he’s a bit on the famous side. A little small too, but I’ve never minded these things. He’s mostly silent & still, & doesn’t speak much (just around 500 phrases only) but when he does, he’s really wise & you can’t help but listen to his every cute word.
Nothing can happen between us though. Le sigh. He’s trapped in a box. And any time we have is borrowed because I can’t keep him.
Oh it was good while it lasted.
I also wish Ian McKellen wasn’t gay. We all know I’m perving on Yoda cause I can’t have myself a large order of McKellen.
Stir the coffee